O, accursed wagon of mischance! Keep thy distance and tail not, lest ill fortune befall thee Bumper Sticker
Channel your inner bard while cursing modern-day tailgaters with poetic flair! This O, Accursed Wagon of Mischance! Keep Thy Distance and Tail Not, Lest Ill Fortune Befall Thee bumper sticker turns your daily commute into Elizabethan theatre. Perfect for lovers of Shakespeare, Renaissance Faire regulars, or anyone who prefers to scold with a touch of literary elegance. Printed on premium, weatherproof vinyl, it’ll endure the foulest of roads and the most vexing of drivers. Wit, drama, and a stern warning—this sticker hath it all.
Here’s the magnet sticker link if you’re interested! MAGNET STICKER
11″ × 3″ | 15″ × 3.75″ | |
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Width, in | 11.00 | 15.00 |
Length, in | 3.00 | 3.75 |
.: Material: premium water-resistant vinyl
.: Waterproof sticky adhesive
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finish
Note: We offer custom bumper stickers designed to meet your specific needs. Additionally, contact us for a discount code when ordering more than 10 Products.
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